Okay, so it’s about time I tell you losers (yeah, losers) about the tea party Angelo organized that EVERYONE missed out on. I don’t CARE what your excuse was, you should have been there! What ‘prior commitment’ tops peach tea, banana chips, walnuts, a strange orange vase thingy, Alice in Wonderland/Little Bo Peep/teatime type dresses, my sweetie pie little sister, and Angelo’s hilariously dark Tarot card readings? That’s right…nothing! I think we can all agree that Cranky Yellow’s April 26th, 2009 was better than your April 26th, 2009. Definitely.

Don’t worry, Angelo may decide to pour hot water over dried leaves again some future Sunday afternoon. If you want that to happen, you best be on your crankiest behavior! Make sure to stop by for Crap Glued to Crap and I Feel this Friday and Dali’s Liquid Ladies this Saturday. We won’t tolerate comments like “Two nights of partyin’ in a row is too much!”… Madness is essential for the ideally harmonized cranky soul. Let’s make stuff happen.