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Archive for July, 2007

Women have Boobs… What a surprise.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Thanks Timesonline.co.uk:

Hillary Cleavage

“It’s an issue at the forefront of American politic discourse this past week: Hillary Clinton’s cleavage.

Robin Givhan, a fashion writer for the Washington Post, wrote about Clinton’s appearance on C-SPAN2, a cable television network that airs government proceedings, as the presidential candidate talked about the cost of higher education. But the focus of the Post a shadowy bit of cleavage. article wasn’t schoolbooks; it was Clinton’s pink jacket, black shirt with slight v-neck and what is evident at closer scrutiny,

“It was startling to see that small acknowledgment of sexuality and femininity peeking out of the conservative,” Givhan wrote, going on to compare it to catching a man with his fly unzipped. “To display cleavage in a setting that does not involve cocktails and hors d’oeuvres is a provocation,” although the writer seemingly took issue not with the cleavage itself but that it wasn’t as up-front and dramatic as that displayed by the new British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith (remarked upon in the blogosphere at the time with comments such as “Could someone tell Jacqui Smith that when she is giving a stern speech about terrorist dangers . . . it might not be such a good idea to show so much cleavage . . . it was inappropriate and unprofessional”).”

Good for the Clinton Campaign:

“The story has even been taken up by the Clinton campaign itself, in a fundraising e-mail that went out to supporters saying, “Frankly, focusing on women’s bodies instead of their ideas is insulting” and urging readers to “Take a stand against this kind of coarseness and pettiness in American culture. And take a stand for Hillary, the most experienced, most qualified candidate running for president.””

Read the Whole Article Here!

Wow…

Does anyone else REALIZE that men can walk around shirtless, on the street in the day time, but a shit storm hits anytime a women (who isn’t stereotypically “hot”) shows a bit.

It pisses me off… and it should piss you off too!

Zeroten

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

This is Zeroten. An amazing artist we are in the process of harassing.

Zeroten

Even if he doesnt hook up with Cranky Yellow… He is still fucking awesome! He has a site too duh!
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And he sells his zines at this great site called Cafe Royal. Just the covers of all the zines there are enough to make you go giddy poo poo in your britches!

Cafe Royal

Go check this stuff out now!

Rape and pillage?

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

I recently tried to hold a class discussion during one of my Juvenile Justice sessions here at my conservabilly university. Needless to say it didn’t go over well, it didn’t even go over poorly…..they just sat and stared at me like I was the most boring statue ever to be put into a museum.

Some of the things I covered were why, in this society, women are much much more likely than men to be victims of sexual abuse and assault and why nearly half of these occur after these women turn eighteen. Another interesting statistic is that over 70% of all rape cases with men being the victims take place when the victim is under the age of 18.

Why is this? Perhaps, as I suggested to the largely emotionless class filled with rather burly men; perhaps it is because we live in a society where “femininity” if female or gay and “masculinity” is male or dyke. Women are taught to be kind, subserviant, docile, delicate flowers and god knows they tend to play the part exceedingly well. Women are not taught to fight back, women are not taught to stick up for themselves, women are not taught to get their hands dirty and their faces cut. As one of my classmates told me during an earlier class (which is what prompted my little one-sided conversation) “I don’t want my little girl with cuts and bruises, I want her to be married…heuck heuck”.

Not only are all women at greater risk of being raped but certain groups have an even higher likelyhood: African American women and Native American women (who have an even higher rate than African Americans).

 Now; knowing that Native Americans are so likely to be raped we would wonder what is wrong with the Native American population. Why are they so rape-happy? Well, they AREN’T! In a surprising statistic it turns out that over 80% of all rapes perpetrated against Native American women are done by non-native men. Which means American men are the main ones raping Indian women!

 We took their land, we turned them into second class citizens, we tried to brain-wash their children, we killed them in huge numbers, we forced them into the most desolate and unforgiving territories in the U.S. AND we are now proceeding to rape them putting them at higher risk than every other group in the United States!

Here’s the full article: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/072707P.shtml

I Killed them all!

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Yes they are all dead! This is just the first load to be flushed… I killed about 500 of them…
All Dead

I made this bear to make me feel better. Click the image to view him…

Bear

*sigh*

I feel like crap. I’m an awful person!

This is probably the greatest genius of our time:

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

This guy makes gays look bad, he turns girls into sex objects, and I swear to god he gets away with it just because he is gay.

Look, you straight people can dislike, hate, want to throw into the sun a homosexual without being homophobic so long as it is their personality or lack of intelligence that you do not like. Mikey Minden is completely and utterly fair game, you will not lose any points for tossing him off of a bridge, you can still be P.C. and hate this guy with all your heart and soul. As a homosexual I have the power to grant straight people P.C. amnesty and protection, you have permission to hate this one gay in particular. Use this gift wisely.
To my fellow gays: There is no such thing as a “gay” way to behave, look, dress, act, or think. Do not fall into this trap, do not think that this is how you have to be in order to “be” gay, in order to fit in. Not all homosexuals have to be obsessed with fashion, sex, drugs, Gwen “the psycho” Stefani or Jennifer Lopez. So for the love of god people, knock it off.

To women: Dear lord you have to have absolutely no self-esteem to actually listen to people like him and want to be people like the “Pussycat Dolls”. Do you really want to become what amounts to musical prostitutes? Do you really want to “make it big” as a semi-clothed glorified pole-dancer? Do you really feel “liberated”? Do you really think this is helping you, women in general, or just horny men and record execs/ idiotic homosexuals wanting to play harlot dress-up on unsuspecting women?

If you do, then I don’t feel sorry for you at all. I actually feel anti-sorry, because you are leading an example for young women across the nation. Do you really want to encourage your little sister, your daughter, or other young women to grow up to be like you? To wear little clothes and shake your ass around for money? Do you really think you aren’t having any sort of effect? Think back to when you were a little girl watching women on television and in music videos, didn’t you wanna look just like them?

What all this is telling women is that: In order to be successful you need to make men horny. That’s it, that is all women are good for in this society. If aren’t anything if you aren’t making someone horny, especially men.

I think it’s high time America got a hard-on for gender equality.

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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

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Cranky Yellow Forums are Up

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

Check it out! We have the forums up! Lets make these the best place on the web for art discussion and political debates.


Angelo’s Picture Round-up!

Friday, July 20th, 2007

As my most closest of associates know I possess no less than 5,300 photographs, drawings, doodles, and photoshops on my computer (that is not an exaggeration). Here are three of my more recent additions, do tell me what you think:

Gayest Communist Poster I Have Ever Seen

U.S. Superfund Sites

Picture taken right here in St. Louis.
The first one is from the Iraqi Communist Party’s arabic website: http://www.iraqcp.org/

It has the distinction of being the gayest Communist propaganda poster in history.

The second one is a map showing the location of every Superfund site in the U.S. These sites are closed-off locations which contain some of the worst and highest concentrations of pollution and contamination in the United States. This map pretty much proves what we already know about New York and New Jersey, mutants must roam the city-streets and all babies must have some form of cancer.

The third picture is one taken by yours truly right here in St. Louis. I’m not racist or anything but I love when real life meets stereotypes. It would be like finding a gay bar right next to a disco and lube factory.

Well, I hope you enjoyed my update, have a wonderful weekend everyone!

How to Create an Angry American

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Thanks to: STL Speaks Out

MMmmmmmMMmmMmm

Monday, July 16th, 2007