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Archive for October, 2008

I’ve been Tagged

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Cate tagged me to tell 6 quirky yet boring facts about Cranky Yellow. I spent a little time this morning compiling this photographic essay. Enjoy!

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1. No matter how hard we clean the Cranky Shop/Gallery it just keeps shedding layers and layers of grime. There are still some pesky hard-to-reach places with a settlement of old-building detritus. To be honest, I’m actually a little fond of it!

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2. We often find little discarded notes of wisdom on the street. It’s amazing how the city just exhales these snippets of philosophy. They all find a happy home pinned somewhere in the shop.

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3. We offer 100% cotton, reusable towels in our gallery bathroom. After you dry your hands, just toss it in the basket and we will do the dirty work of washing it.

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4. The Crammed Organisms book we published was first proofed on regular computer paper using our desktop printer. It took 3 full color cartridges to get the whole thing printed out. Each page has little arrows, marks, doodles and notes of things that need to be edited.

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5. People ALWAYS leave their personal electronic belongings in the store. I like to picture the building as a HUGE pick-pocket. It really is amazing the amount of cell-phones, ipods and cameras that find their way nestled into hiding here. Don’t worry though: when we find any misplaced item, we keep them safely behind the desk for the owner to pick up.

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6. When we have to leave the shop for a while we create a little note to stick on the door explaining our whereabouts. Over time we’ve started a collection of past notes on the sideboard of the door. I think it’s pretty hilarious because it looks exactly like some pretentious art I’ve seen in (nearby) Saint Louis Galleries.

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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I’m in complete and under awe of this video. Obama should adopt this tune as his official campaign song

Mischief and Mayhem at FreezerBurn!

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

If there is one thing Cranky Yellow is good at, it’s putting on an interesting and unique party. Opening night at FreezerBurn’s show was no exception. Pies were flying, people were getting drunk, pretzles were consumed in unhealthy quantities, it was madness!

Our good friend Jacquie wasn’t pleased with one of the fellows at All Along Press. He said something disparaging about her eye-liner and prompted a swift upper-cut to the chin. In the photo above we see Jacquie mesmerizing him with her angry stare as her hand begins to move faster than the speed of light, he never saw it coming.

Some of Mr. Ben’s fantastical work is shown above. You can’t see it from this distance but there are about 75 screamie faces, 2,000 penises, 20 swastikas (displayed in an ironic and anti-nazi manner, cool your jets hippies), and the entire cast of Lost being eaten by snakes with the heads of people who do Diabeetus medication testimonials on television.

Hidden within this picture is the artist, Mr. Ben. See if you can find him!

Horrified onlookers attempt to stand aside and flee the premises as the alcohol-induced plot to pie Mr. Ben succeeds. The pie was actually quite delicious, despite being contaminated with grungy artist germs.

Random Awesome Video Day!

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

This RAVD (Or Raw-Vid), I have a lovely selection of bizarre and entertaining videos of a musical and/or bizarre nature. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

Scary yet entertaining, my favorite combination!

Mmmm…ska. The 90s never looked so…..90s.

I am pretty sure this is more horrifying than the first video. The Pentagon’s propaganda department has certainly increased its game; I’m rather impressed. This video rivals anything the Nazis ever produced, every bit of schlock 1950s anti-red McCarthysms, and anything in Stalin’s anti-thought armory.

Let’s take a look at the first lyrics of the song, shall we?

“So don’t tell me who’s wrong and right when liberty starts slipping away,

And if you aint gonna fight, then get out of the way,

’cause freedom aint so free when you breath red, white, and blue,

I’m giving all myself, how ’bout you?”

And they call me warrior, they call me loyalty…”

Of course, Mr. “Rock” hasn’t bled a drop of blood for his country. But god knows he’s willing to lead lambs to the slaughter in his stead. It’s rare that the message “don’t think, fight!” is so explicit, especially in this day and age. At least you could reasonably expect people preaching the warrior spirit to actually have had engaged in some sort of military activity. Back when the draft was in place and there was at least a reasonable contribution by even civilians to armed service.

I wouldn’t expect Kid Rock to actually be donating any of his millions to helping the families of dead soldiers. I am sure, in fact, that he was paid handsomely by…well…US, U.S. taxpayers, to put on such elaborate propaganda.

I wonder, though, if this is some sort of parody. I mean, come on, War, Patriotism, and NASCAR? Dale Earnhardt? Really? How dumb do they know people..I mean think people are?

Sean Kirkland Is Ours!

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

I am not sure whose side I am on in this Sean Kirkland piece. I mean, both of them are rather portly for gladiators. I think the yellow guy is evil, what with the horns and scratchy breath powers…but..umm…what sort of good guy is grey, sad-looking, and battles with rather depressing clouds. I would go with the evil guy but I don’t really like the color yellow, and what sort of evil entity is yellow anyways? Imma go with grey, yeah, I support him. His wings are kind of cute and I can appreciate clouds, the sun is too bright sometimes.
We’ve got it in the store; anyone who is interested in grabbing some pop-corn and watching these two go at it is welcome to come! Also, we’ll be getting some wonderful prints of his soon. More on that to come!

Table-o-Freezerburn Zines

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Tonight is the opening to Freezerburn: The Art Show! It’s the art-exhibit version of the wild-riot Freezerburn Zine! If you’re not familiar with it, then you’ve been missing out on the wittiest, philosophical, detailed crap in the entire world.

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We have a whole table set up so you can snag any issues you are missing. Go ahead: indulge yourself and buy them all. You can get em-all for under $25, now what sort of mad-idiot would pass up a deal like that? Probably you… because you’re a wussy and you’re to busy complaining about the crappy economy. Well, do yourself a favor and buy an independent zine instead of your daily dose of starbucks (fuck starbucks)!

See you tonight: 7-11pm at the Cranky Yellow gallery! Bring your wallet, nitwit.

Goodbye - Hello

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Goodbye Depleted Uranium Extravaganza. I nicely packed it all up today to make sure the gallery space was cleared out for the next show (which opens tomorrow Friday the 3rd).

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Hello Freezerburn! Mister Ben stopped in today to drop off some of the work that we will be installing tomorrow. His hair was bright neon orange… AWESOME! I’m really super excited. The stuff looks great! If you come by the opening you’ll be treated to colorful zines, comics, intricate posters and some random prints/collages. It’s great so be sure to make a little time in your schedule to see it!

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Now I’m off to set up my old-fashion radio to tune into the Vice-Presidential debates; which are happening right here in Saint Louis! Just think: Sarah Palin will be making a complete fool of herself just a few miles from where I’m sitting! How exciting!

I’ve been Profiled

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

The Saint Louis Beacon just released a profile of me (and cranky yellow). It’s a good read if you’re into that sort of thing. I updated our press-page too! I guess I can leave it at that.

David Wolk