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Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

It’s hot as hell outside. The trash smells worse… like hot trash.
Jarritos soda is pretty delicious. If you are a Cherokee Street native, you should probably start going to the Mexican grocery stores and buying it, the mango kind.
Anyway, Cranky Yellow has been rearranging and has a few new artists and random fascinating objects.
Here are a few examples:

The shelves are no longer a place dominated by books!

Some nice cards by Ginger Dead.  (The second one from the left reads “I love you more than frozen peas and STDs.”)

A belt and a pot holder by Galacticat

A snail puppet and a shirt by Megan.

We have some nice masks by Ryan Frank! And a nice gray critter… who looks slightly confused but is oh-so soft!

And some great hemp jewelry by Beatnik Banana.

More soon!

beer is sometimes good.

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

I walked to work today, as I live merely 5 blocks away. But to my dismay, nothing interesting happened. Usually I get a “Hey girl! Where you finnin’ to go!?” or a “Can I have some change?” But none of that. However, when I got to work, the first thing David did was give me a beer, so I guess that works out okay.

And well, my boyfriend is supposed to be coming here in August, he’s from the Netherlands. However, we are running into some issues. If anyone wants to donate all their money to Cranky Yellow so we can get him over here, feel free to do that. Because he is wonderful and you will all love him.

Also, we’ve been trying to get bands and musicians interested in planning here, so if you are interested contact us with the date that you’d like to play and we’ll check the calendar and go over the details with you.

Pretty complicated, right?

ALSO, I’ve really been digging this website lately -

http://www.blogotheque.net

Especially the video of the Tallest Man on Earth. Superb!

I love you (sometimes)

-Amanda

This is Silly Town

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Amanda spent an hour today making this video. Just thought I should blog it.

Hello Cranky Blog Readers!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

David was going to show me how to blog, but then he started bleeding and said “I’m bleeding, I’m bleeding, I’ll be right back.”

Now that he is back, we can continue this blog experience.

So today I learned how to post things on etsy.com and flickr.com, though it was a process of trial and error, and I did fail a few times.
When I finally finished, I succeeded in posted such lovely things as:

Oh, BTW, my name is Amanda Beard.  I am Cranky Yellow’s newish employee.  I am not actually a new employee, I am just being paid now.  I take photographs for the store of the merchandise and sometimes of the events.  I helped take a lot of the photos for the Crammed Organisms book.  I am a photography study at Webster University and will be getting a nice new digital camera sometime during the fall semester, so look out for a great improvement in the quality of photos around that time!  Anyway, you’ve probably seen me around, but to put a name to a face, I am on the right in the picture below.  That is Casey Jones on the left, this was at Indie Valentine in 2008.

Bad Portraits

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Even portraits taken at Cranky Yellow turn out… Cranky… and… Yellow. Nothing captures our mugs like 12 year old (expired) Polaroid film.

See the Precision Angle of Grimace

Monday, April 13th, 2009

That’s right. We have master Grimacing skills. Just look at this photo of Angelo and Myself posing with South City Studio’s daughter. Our angle of putrid-dis-taste is completely in-tune. We are harmonious crab-sters!

You know: if you ask to have your photo taken with us, you’ll be ensured professionalism and quality cranky performance. We mean serious business.

We Will be Closed Tomorrow

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Cranky will be closed tomorrow, April 12th, for Easter. Not for any particular reason, really. However, it surely helps that this year Ma’ is hiding loaded semi-automatic hand-guns instead of eggs…

Have a happy rabbit-worship day!

P.S. that is a Fran Lakatos painting. She is having a solo show here in July. Just so you know.

Article about Cranky on ToastedRav

Friday, April 10th, 2009

The kind Melody Meiners of ToastedRav.com wrote a wonderful piece about our new location! It was pretty fun to sit in our new, aptly named,  sitting area and chat with Melody. I feel Angelo and myself were bombarding her with information… but she managed to fabricate a well rounded article from our rants!

Toasted Rav

Melody also took this hilarious photo of Angelo and myself! Yes, I am dancing; just part of the job, you know!

I’ve updated our press page too. Among other nonsensical alterations.

Read the whole ToastedRav.com article here!

Thanks again Melody! We owe you some priceless trinkets!

Yeah. Bands.

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

You might be happy to know Cranky Yellow can now host bands .

To tell the truth… there are some playing right now, as I type this. Tonight we’re happy to host: Circus Window, Fractured Army, Exercise, and Say Panther. Geez… I hope I listed the whole set.

Here’s a photo of the action happening RIGHT NOW:

bands

We’re pretty lucky to have hosted this show. It helped push this rainy/slow/dreadful day into a happy/perky/quota making day. Three cheers for indie bands that help us pay bills!

If you’re interested in hosting your band here… just go ahead and contact us.

We are eagerly (and quickly) booking up dates. Snag a date, and comb your hair… Damn kids…

Kind Words from Vowel Movements

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Cranky Image

It really makes our day when we find some nice person saying nice things online. People are never nice online… so it’s refreshing…

I’m reposting this from

I tried to give 15 skeins of yarn away at the Green with Indie Craft Show, but nobody wanted it because it was synthetic and not wool. These people are supposed to take your garbage off your hands and make wearable and decorative art out of it. I was mildly irritated that they were being picky (it was very soft, and even in pretty colors!) so we didn’t buy anything. We carted our yarn down to Cherokee Street instead. Cranky Yellow runs a resale shop of sorts alongside their publishing biz, and they’re really cool about taking interesting things off your hands. Angelo immediately & gleefully took my box of yarn and stuffed a few skeins in the display case. That’s what I’m talking about.

We first stumbled upon Cranky Yellow a couple years ago, when it was further up the street in a smaller space. I bought two Y-beaded bracelets (just like the kind I had in the fourth grade!) and vowed to return with a dumpster dived rocking armchair and lots of books. Something about the two boys running the store that day made me want to keep them swimming in cool junk.

So after all that, Laine poked around the new shop, digging a lot of weird stuff, and I perused the ‘zine rack. I had $20 in my pocket and I was willing to spend every penny of it, but I didn’t buy a single thing. Is it a sign of my impending old age? The ‘zines were completely devoid of ideas, even anti-social psychotic ones. And I’m a supporter of the arts, but the drawings weren’t even pissed off and weird enough to tempt me. What has the internet done to the underground ‘zine? Is it because I’m in the midwest? Is it because I’m too old to get it? Please, prove me wrong. Point me to the kid with the answers, the one who’s getting it right.

No offense meant to Cranky Yellow, by the way. I’ll be the first in line for the kitty circus next month. And I have some more furniture I rescued from the alley.

P.S. The man shut down Apop Record’s illegal concert venue in the basement. Now where am I supposed to go to watch people throw up on each other?