Oh great, more scary/creepy/ugly junk in our store!
I swear to god, some other people with horrible taste better come here and rescue me from the crap David brought into the store to sell.
Okay, let’s see what we have here (from left to right):
A deer with two slave deer to serve it, made out of beautiful (I just ate an orange and puked it back up) orange. An florescent owl, you know, so it can fly through the night undetected and capture its prey: glow-sticks discarded by drunk ravers. Oh, and last but not least: a bored frog skateboarding on a beach in front of a sign with nothing on it; the layers of intrigue are never-ending.
Please, people, for the sake of my sanity; buy this stuff so I don’t have to look at it anymore.