Every Monday our shop is closed. I know you might assume we are out partying at some trashy hotel with cheap booze and hookers of various prices, but I can assure you that we are hard at work. We are out and about digging up the best new merchandise for you! Our hands get dirty so yours don’t have to.
You see it takes many hours of scouring the mid-west and beyond to find these perky little treasures. We’ve narrowed down our approach to a serious art. We are simply the best at pulling the greatest items from piles and piles of terrible crap. You can trust us to bring you the creme of the crap… erm… crop. You get it.
We have a HUGE mountain of new stuff to price and put out, but here are some of our favorites from today’s catch! Hope you love them! Stop in at Cranky Yellow soon to snag any of these wonders. We love you when you give us money.