Here is her story. It plays out like a tear-jerked love balled… A mush-see-ish winter show of the year STL. Her talent and that of partner, Dylan will shock and amaze you. Leave you stunned with utter awkward horror. Laugh if your paralyzed body will let you! You WILL be here:
“I wanted to tell you we’re coming to st. louis in january to do our awkward middle school show (you know, the awkward middle school show?) but here’s the thing..we found a place to put it on, and its going to be a real live middle school auditorium! so we’re trying to make this the most ridiculous experience ever…balls to the wall, we want people dressing up in middle school-quality clothing, coming to this show and realizing it is the most ridiculous live theater experience ever.”
What’s that you say Jo Jo? We hear you, GURL!!! WHIP YOUR HAIR!
*RIDGEFIELD MIDDLE SCHOOL TALENT NITE comes to St. Louis!!*
When: Jan 7 + 8 @ 8pm
Where: WYDOWN MIDDLE SCHOOL AUDITORIUM
6500 Wydown Boulevard
St. Louis, MO
How: All seats are $10
For tickets: email firstname.lastname@example.org for reservations
2 actors. 17 characters. 1 middle school talent show. created and performed
by Jo Firestone & Dylan Marron
ONE WEEKEND ONLY!!
Featuring a popular girl dance routine, a local celebrity judge, a little gothic poetry, and more awkward disasters than you ever thought possible, Ridgefield Middle School Talent Nite is a hilarious tribute to the days when it couldn’t get any better than slow dancing and orange soda.
“Many hilarious moments…punctuated by some overwhelming humiliation.” –The
Washington PostA Washington Post “Editor’s Pick”
For Mature Audiences only. Contains freak-dancing and throw-up.