We’ve just released about 50 new items into the Cranky Yellow jungle! You can stop in soon and find these new pickings mixed with the rest of our art-mush.
Treat yourself with cheap little vintage treats! We have plastic toys, stickers, playing cards, games, sticky eyeballs and more. Even the most broke kids out there can shop at Cranky! We’ve got your poor asses covered in magic!
Maybe you’re more interested in designer mathematics objects, dinosaurs, or ashtrays! We have those too. So you can look stylish while calculating simple numbers, playing archeologist, or killing yourself slowly via carcinogenic puffers! You can thank us later when you bring this swank home.
We also have some new handmade goods too. Check out these mismatched fur-monster bags by Phartzy’s ImpFurfectionsfections and pocket sized literary zines from your friend Subculture Clash! Both will make you better at your applicable field of work; so don’t delay!
Stop in at Cranky Yellow soon for a dose kitsch to soothe the nerves! We’ll be waiting!
Ooo… Neato! I love the hand. It’s just right. (Hee hee!)